Wordsmith for fun and profit
I'm a freelance writer with bylines for The Boston Globe Magazine, VICE Sports, ESPN.com, Esquire.com, HowStuffWorks, and elsewhere. My beat is the surprising, the odd, and the absurd. Also, one time Ralph Nader asked me if I would eat my bulldog if I was starving on a deserted island. (I wouldn't.) Take a read and drop me a line.